Monday, December 7, 2009

AISS

Everyone knows Acquired Immune Deficiency syndrome (AIDS). The more widespread one, the one equally devastating to your soul (if you are still left with one that is), is 'Acquired immune Sufficiency Syndrome'. I searched for the symtoms/signs in myself and relised that am heavily infected....
The common signs/symptoms in case you want to check out your status-
1. Total immunity to your favourite leader's promises....you know he is lying but you still need to vote for him for reasons known only to you.
2.Total immunity to the policeman who misbehaved with you..or misbehaved with another person in your presence...you just shrug and say- aapni polioce to aisi hi hai..
3.Total immunity to the child selling titbits on the traffic point- 'yeh log kabhi nahi sudhrenge' you tell your 12 year old sitting comfortably in your air-conditioned car.
4.Total immunity to the rubbish overflying from the municipality bin just outside the gate of your apatment colony- your home is clean, that is all that is needed.
5.This is specially for the Kolkata resident- total immunity to the largest redlight area in Asia. Yes it is Sonagachi (at last the best in something apart from Dada). Please also note-place has the distinction of seeing the highest number of human trafficking in world.